The Procrastination is All

Me. Welcome to my brain. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I do.

Not a Weight Loss Blog

So even though I’m not a weight loss blog, I wanted to say something. I’m pretty fucking fat. Like, I used to be just kinda chubby, but lately my chub has kind of gotten away from me. I gained a staggering 25 lbs in a very short period of time and I don’t like it.

Things I like:

Chocolate
Video Games
Ice Cream
Frosting
DnD
Things with sugar in them
Milk Duds… I really like Milk Duds


Things I don’t like:

Gaining weight because of my sweet tooth.
Not being skinny
Working out

You see the problem there? So even though I’m not a weight loss blog, I should probably add that to my things to do list. Be less fat. So I hope you all enjoy my randomĀ and rareĀ be less fat posts, amongst my very rare anything else posts.

Gamer Problems

Saw Les Mis last night and during Hugh Jackman’s last scene I couldn’t help but think about how much he reminded me of Flemeth… Dragon Age, you a bitch.

Keep It Simple Keep It Safe

I’ve decided to start a food blog, with my adventures, and my recipes, and my inane babble. I’m pretty excited.

Anonymous asked: you're a cutie :)

That’s not really a question, but awwww shucks. Thanks. =D

NaNoWriMo

I am so disgustinly excited for NaNoWriMo.

Batman discovers Tumblr

(via mehkat)

Malison Wonderland

My attempt to help myself feel beautiful, interesting, fun, inspirational, sexy, cool, unique, and many other things, at whatever my size.

Want, want, want, want. Cannot wait until November…